I made Todd watch American Idol with me tonight and he was just thrilled. ;)
So in order to amuse himself (and me to some extent) he added some witty, and oft times cruel commentary to the show. He’s sort of like Seacrest… only EVIL. Here are some of my faves:
"Your dreams are like a window being smashed in slow motion."
"Hello dreams (make a kcshhhh noise and mime breaking a stick in half)!"
"I hope she makes it so I can watch America shatter her dreams live on stage in front of millions of people."
"I like Big Mike."
He also passed the time by giving the contestants off-putting nicknames like Eyebrows, Pinky, Pat Benetar, and Bubbles. When he could no longer entertain himself with his clever observations he asked "Where's Kerplunk'em?" and set out to dominate the leader board once again.
Sigh…if only he’d use his powers for good.
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